i haven’t been on tumblr in ages and i’ve missed it dearly. quick recap. Tyler and i have been together 2 years now. i’ve lived in Georgia away from him for a year now. it’s still the hardest thing in the world. i’m in cosmetology school doing what i love and all that i’m good at. i’ve gained 235346524 lbs because GA sucks but has good food and lack of friends. i have a gym membership, but school consumes me. i have no job because theres a lot of illegal mexicans here and they took all the jobs. and i miss NC and all the people there more than anything in the world. oh. my dad has a girlfriend that’s a frizzy haired amazon and she sucks, but makes my dad regret cheating and the divorce daily (he doesn’t say that but it shows) and i think that’s just fine. and my mom has found her independent happiness again and that is too great for words. besides missing the coast and getting fat, i’m doing well. i’m a positive patty.
Okay, so, the chickens are doing some kind of festival dance around the baby. I think they’re going to sacrifice it to the chicken lord.
Clever way of getting his features in there.
LITTLE FUCKING BEAR PANCAKES!
I WANT SOME SO I CAN DRENCH THEM IN MAPLE SYRUP OH MY GOD
THIS IS SO CUTE I DON’T EVEN LIKE PANCAKES
will probably reblog this for the rest of forever
I can’t even.